Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the little bitch’s house.
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''Guess who's back?''
"dick dick dick dick dick…”
OUAT Men doing the Ice Bucket Challenge
I love Gavin and Joel because all of their conversations look like this
Dexter Manning orGavin Free
Red Vs Blue
Church: It’s like some type of cat
Tucker: What like a puma?
Mercury: I think he was some sort of cat
Emerald: What like a Puma?
Miles: I think he was some kind of cat actually
Kerry: Yeah like a Puma?
Miles: Yeah, there you go
Monty: Is that an actual cat?
Kerry: No its a shoe
Miles: *gets up* i can’t
Team Nice Dynamite + (imaginary) marriage
"Sometimes the voices aren’t so bad, they can come in waves or not at all. But over time became comforting, even when fighting in constant fucking war it’s like having a family around you again. Like the annoying-ass kids I never had even though they’re just programmes. If they ever gotten taken away from me, I don’t know if I’d be able to handle the void of constant silence.”
Achievement Hunter Start